A Photo of General W.T. Sherman

For whatever reason I love this photo of General William Tecumseh Sherman. I found it here.

19th century photos, in general, are very compelling. Photography was not something that the masses participated in. Not as taker or subject. Equipment was expensive, bulky, and toxic. Subjects had to remain still for approximately five minutes due to long exposure times. Poses were stiff and expressions severe (try smiling for 5 minutes!). The sepia tinge injects character to otherwise stark black and white.

Hmmm, looks like I will be adding Sherman’s Memoirs to my to read list.

Its a Shame That We Do Not Have Monkeys

Monkey Fun
Äffchen / Little Monkeys by only_point_five

Curse you simian god, why, why oh why do we not have monkeys (money quote leads paragraph two) in North America?! Of course, if we did they would have probably all have been killed off by now in some sort of monkeys-are-terrorist pronouncement by the TSA.

Zombocalypse Destroys Nothoo

As my loyal reader(s) will remember I recently acquired a zombie novel as well as collection of zombie novellas. Since this acquisition a few days ago I have been mowing down the printed pages with my sawed off 12 gauge and waistband full of shells. Squeezing off rounds into the center of each page, killing them in spasms of ichor and gore. One-by-one I mow through the hoard of undead pages, popping crusty carbuncles, clenching teeth, and emptying clips from my Uzi. Acrid saltpeter smoke stinging my eyes and the mascara-laden eyes of the whore that clips at my heels. Escaping (so far) with nary a bite and hardly a scratch. Strips of tree flesh cascade in my waste as I recon, plan, and then move-on to my next hidey-hole in the continual march for survival that is surviving the Zombocalypse.

In short, two thumbs-up. Buy the books. I just bought more (thanks Matt for the recs). The Zombocalypse has destroyed Nothoo… I forsee Book Stack Volume 2 in one blink of Free Amazon Shipping time.

Vacation then Mancation

Fay Go Away

Tomorrow I leave with my family (2 kids, one 4 years one 6 months, wish me luck!) for vacation. We are heading off to southwest Florida to visit my parents. Checking the weather I see that we are possibly in for some “fun” early next week. Hopefully our foolishness, going to Florida in August, will not be repaid with a visit from Fay, or any other of her named relatives.

After a week in Florida, my wife and the kids are spending a week in Georgia visiting her parents as well as some other relatives of mine. I, on the other hand, will be heading back to the ranch here in Northern Virginia for some down home mancation time! You know, drugs, alcohol, general debauchery. ;-) Well actually I have to work…

All of this as Fair Warning to my vast readership that this blog will likely lie fallow for a week. Unless of course we get hit by a hurricane, in that case I will be live blogging with one hand while trying to keep my family safe with the other.

Book Stack – August 2008

All the cool kids post to their blog pictures and commentary about the awesome books that they receive. Of course, the cool kids, do not pay for most of the books that they receive since they are reviewers, publishers, and/or publicists. I, on the other hand, pay for my books because I am none of the above. This does not stop me from wanting to take pictures of books and post them on my blog however!

Behold the almighty stack:

The Stack

Borges and Pirsig

I have read very little Borges and feel that this is a serious hole in my literary world, thus the Borges book. A quick quote from Borges:

Reading, meanwhile, is an activity subsequent to writing—more resigned, more civil, more intellectual.

- From the Preface to the First Edition of A Universal History of Iniquity

The Pirsig book is very well-known. I can remember seeing it on my Dad’s bookshelf when I was growing up. I have always been interested in it.I know very little about it. Should be interesting.

Permuted Press Zombie Stories

I read about Permuted Press just this week via Jeff Vandermeer’s blog. In reality it was Matt from Enter the Octopus guest blogging for Jeff. The Undead: Headshot Quartet consists of four zombie novellas. Day by Day Armageddon is a zombocalypse novel written in the style of a journal. I am new to the zombie genre and look forward to both of these.

Evenson and Kenyon

These two are both authors that I am familiar with. The Open Curtain is a novel by Brian Evenson, who I recently blogged about. I recently finished Evenson’s other published novel, Father of Lies. It was good though not great. I liked the method of exposition that he used, but the story was a bit forced and too bitter. It was all too obvious that the book was a not-too-thinly-veiled attack on the Mormon Church. (More background on this here if you want it.)

A World too Near is the second volume of The Entire and the Rose trilogy. Book one, Bright of the Sky, has set my expectations high. Kenyon has pulled off some epic world-building with a fascinating premise.

There it is. My first, though hopefully not last Book Stack post.

Finally Equal

2081

Kurt Vonnegut’s story Harrison Bergeron has been made into a compelling looking short film called 2081. Unfortunately, I could not find very much information about the film.

Learn a Language

Geiranger Fjord, Norway
Geiranger Fjord, Norway by vigour

Thoughts of learning a new language (not a programming language!) have been part of my fiber for a long time. I ran across this very interesting blog post today about how Norwegian is the easiest language to learn for English speakers. Hmmm… this and my recent fascination with Black Metal might be just the catalyst that I need to take action on my thoughts.

The Olympics

I find that I just do not care much about the Olympics. I do however find these horrid pictures of a Hungarian weightlifter destroying his elbow repulsively fascinating. Ouch.

Epic Poems

Mar Saba

What American author wrote an epic poem that is longer than Milton’s Paradise Lost? The answer surprised me.

But Time the cruel, whose smooth way
Is feline, patient for the prey
That to this twig of being clings;
And Fate, which from her ambush springs
And drags the loiterer soon or late
Unto a sequel unforeseen.
— Jerusalem “Nathan” I.17.331-337, Clarel

Black Metal

Beavis and Butthead do Black Metal

black (adj):

  1. Being of the color black, producing or reflecting comparatively little light and having no predominant hue. (JC – no light shall be cast back from the depths of a dark Scandinavian winter.)
  2. Having little or no light: a black, moonless night. (JC – the sun is as low as the production can be)
  3. often Black (JC – ironically? moronic racism persists)
    1. Of or belonging to a racial group having brown to black skin, especially one of African origin: the Black population of South Africa.
    2. Of or belonging to an American ethnic group descended from African peoples having dark skin; African-American.
  4. Very dark in color: rich black soil; black, wavy hair. (JC – hair, yes, can’t forget the hair)
  5. Soiled, as from soot; dirty: feet black from playing outdoors. (JC – soiled, murdering hands pass across the strings)
  6. Evil; wicked: the pirates’ black deeds. (JC – mostly not, though there are exceptions)
  7. Cheerless and depressing; gloomy: black thoughts. (JC – yes, yes, and yes)
  8. Being or characterized by morbid or grimly satiric humor: a black comedy. (JC – mostly too serious)
  9. Marked by anger or sullenness: gave me a black look. (JC – more like angst)
  10. Attended with disaster; calamitous: a black day; the stock market crash on Black Friday. (JC – plenty of these)
  11. Deserving of, indicating, or incurring censure or dishonor: “Man … has written one of his blackest records as a destroyer on the oceanic islands” (Rachel Carson). (JC – certainly?, well depends on who you ask I guess)
  12. Wearing clothing of the darkest visual hue: the black knight. (JC – not quite fuligin)
  13. Served without milk or cream: black coffee. (JC – is there any other way?)
  14. Appearing to emanate from a source other than the actual point of origin. Used chiefly of intelligence operations: black propaganda; black radio transmissions. (JC – well… maybe not.)
  15. Disclosed, for reasons of security, only to an extremely limited number of authorized persons; very highly classified: black programs in the Defense Department; the Pentagon’s black budget. (JC -  are part of the elite?)
  16. Chiefly British. Boycotted as part of a labor union action. (JC – rarely, at best British)

metal (n.)


  1. Music. Heavy metal. (JC – Well duh!!!)

All definitions from answers.com

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