I am at a conference in Philadelphia this week. I am staying at a rather expensive hotel, the Hilton on City Ave. The room is OK, but they nickel and dime you for everything. $25 for three days of internet access! As one of my fellow conference attendees said: “If the room is under $100 then you get free internet, over $100 and you pay for internet.” Anyhow this is not what compelled me to write. Instead it is this:
My hotel room appears to have been the site of some sort of bodily trauma accident or assault. There are some large dark red stains by one of the night stands that I saw last night. Some mysterious stains even on the nightstand. And as I sat here working at my computer I turned the desk lamp on and saw that the cover of the “Service Guide” also has red stains. Maybe the victim was trying to figure out how to use the phone? I shudder to think what I might find if I look harder… at least I did not find any bed bugs behind the bed.
Must think happy thoughts… all work and no play makes Jeff a dull boy… 
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